Got Knife?
That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!



Not something you see everyday. More like out of a computer game. Hardcore.

(Yes, I got bored at work and email posted.)

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and the award goes to.....
U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld for the Most Baffling Quote:
Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know there are known unknowns.
That is to say we know there are some things we do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns.
The ones we don't know we don't know.
And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones.

As told to an intelligence briefing in 2002. Go figure :)

I've always wondered what they really know or if its really what they don't know that they think they know. Like the location of Osama bin Laden or Suddam Hussein.

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I've got an excuse..
Always figured there had to be some sorta weird side affect from suffering from asthma for so long- besides the shortness of breath, wheezing, coughing and every other symptom under the sun - now add to the list, mental illness. Now it all makes sense.

I can claim my psychotic behaviour is attributed to my 15 years of asthma. Yes. Very good.
Wonder if they have research based on the amount of years as well as the severity of the disease contributes more to the mental state of the sufferer. hmm.

I think Mr Bill Gates should start spending his money on researching to the cause and cure for asthma as well as the other research he has donated to. Yes indeed sirreee. Thankyouverymuchly.

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Irony?
Man blogs.
Man works as contractor for Microsoft.
Man posts pics of Apple Mac G5s on said blog.
Picture taken on Microsoft grounds.
Man gets fired for said posting.
News article appears on MSNBC.
...
other Microsoft employee blogs

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grr.
what. a. bastard. And, apparently, he's got a girlfriend.

[Update]
another news item. bastard. yet again.

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stalkage alert
As reported in today's SMH Radar liftout, the Australian Idol's Idol HQ is located at 12 Beaconsfield Parade, Lindfield. Up the Pacific Highway, left after the PO (post office), 100m down the street and the house is on the left. sweeeet.

Now, is anyone near there? :)

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the screaming midget
update for my previous two (1, 2) posts..
the lil fat kid .. is not a kid at all .. he is a 27 year old network administrator .. with a condition sorta like Gary Coleman, making him look a lot younger than he really is... now with Jimmy Kemmel on MTV. He has his own website which um yeh .. take a look for urself :) his videos are quite the amusement after a while. ..

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more whininiininnin
theres another clip of the same lil fat kid of the previous post.. at least the material is less coarse than the previous .. this one . .titled "Greek Whining Part 2" hmm that must say something ... view at your own pleasure (please do :)
(file size: 7.5mb)

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what. the. fark.
this kid has some serious issues. lil fat kid sitting in front of the computer trying to rap .. and his lyrics .. well .. i think he needs to see a child psychiatrist.. watch the video for more details. (warning: movie file is 7mb)

rated � 18+ for coarse language, sexual references and just plain bad rappin

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berry good daniel san
are you bored and reckon you are good with your chopsticks? then try and catch as many flies as you can with your chopsticks.. http://www2.abc.net.au/fly/flysui/flysui.html
- miyagi sensei

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hey sister!
walking along sussex street in wynyard this morning to a job interview .. there was a bill poster that caught my eye.... cos on it was the slogan a life less ordinary .. which incidentally is the name of my blog.. and what was it advertising? the 'hey sister' range of women's lingerie.. apparently some brand from NZ but the website they gave doesn't work! .. and yes .. the slogan caught my eye before the pictures on it :)

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Interesting thing to do whilst sitting at your computer bored.
While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot.
While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction! swoite

The right hand is wired to compel the right foot to move in a specific manner and the tendency is very difficult to fight mentally.

So if your strong minded, you can overcome this mental problem and fight it. Go on. I dares ya.

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Mahjong Anyone?
Hands up if you got itchy hands!

If you're bored and got nothing to do, download this mahjong game. You can play single, on LAN or over the internet against humans and computers. w00t. There are some dodgy things with it that can be improved but it plays pretty good. Still have yet to figure out how to score properly although I understand most basics of the scoring esp with dragons, winds, flowers, suits etc just not the combination of each hehe. If you get it, you need to crack it to be able to play online (read the rp.nfo in the zip for more info).

If you get it, lemme know so we can play heeehe :)
*scratches hands*

Or if theres a better mahjong game out there lemme know too. Yahoo Games has a dodgy version of it which I don't like playing unless its the last resort heeh. But theres always Chess to play on yahoo *looks at Mey* :p

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Crusty Wafflechunks
Ok I got this in an email today, one of those weird, stupid ones but I'm too lazy to forward it, so here it is .. its quite long but read it all and tell me what your names are (yes I'm bored, I just finished my exams so ner :)

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Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so unhappy... Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains

For example, John Howard's new name is Cheeseball Bubblehead.

Now when you SEND THIS ON .... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your life!!!

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I was out at Westfield today .. and on centre stage was some performance starting. Yowies. I have never heard of them .. big round furry creatures .. that I have never seen before. But obviously these lil kiddies have .. they were up n dancing and going 'ooh wow its yowies' .. I had no idea what they were til I walked past one of those advert signs and saw Cadbury Yowies and the Lost Kingdom. Ok. WtF?! I havnt had cadbury's chocolates for ages and never seen any ads, but a quick search online gave me yowiepower.com. Looking through that, I still have no idea what they are.
Yowie Power to the max! (I don't think thats what theyre spose to do .. but it sounds good anyway .. well to me :)

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Victorias Secret
Who is this mysterious Victoria? and why is it a secret? I'd like to meet her one day hehe. It's no secret anymore when you show everybody everything now issit hmm But yes, someone started a topic about underwears last nite on IRC (dont ask, I cant remember why :) and then there was a mention of victoriassecret.com and as you do, have an urge to click and find out what its all about. Now may I say, its very erm enlightening hehe.
I finally found out the technical term for the bras that you clasp on the front. Racerbacks. Now why is it called that? It is the front not the back? Or do you race for the back and suddenly find out ..oh its on the front ..?
Oh and I was having a nice friendly private chat about this with a female acquaintance of course hehe. We did agree that this mesh babydoll was damn fine hot n sexy .. along with the model :) She sorta reminds me of Jessica Alba, and with those eyes. hmm yes. :c) Oh and also there was this cami-widow too. oh so fine.

Now what is it with lingerie and these names. Babydoll. Merrywidow. Teddy. I still duno what they are exactly .. but does it really matter? :)

I think it was a very erm educational experience all in all :)

I really think I should start doing some uni work, especially for the assignment I got an extension for, which I have yet to start .. but I'm stuck in holiday mood and a bit lazy to do anything hehe ..
Maybe I should go over to friends place and get the original DVD copy of Hero that I asked her to get for me from HK. Checked out the site the other day and its only US $3.99 when I gotta pay AU $28. Bugger. And the extended version is coming out too ergh Oh well.

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